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Alfred Hitchcock: “Revenge is sweet and not fattening”

Posted: 22 Apr 2013 05:27 PM PDT

Alfred Hitchcock Movies and Quotes

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What can we say about Alfred Hitchcock that hasn’t been already said and rehashed a million times on the mighty internet? Great Director. Check. Fat guy. Check. Perverted. Check. Makes cameos in his movies. Check. Died. Check. How about Alfred was born on August 13th – Friday. His directorial debut was to be the film "Number 13", but was shut down after a few scenes due to "financial difficulties". Rumors has it that he had no belly button. He was born with one, but doctors stitched it up after a stomach surgery. One more thing, chocolate syrup was used for Janet Leigh’s blood in the shower scene in "Psycho".

So here is Alfred’s best and not so best of the best movies and quotes in "Good, Bad, and Ugly" form:

Alfred Hitchcock and Rear Window

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The Good:

"Rear Window" (1954)

James Stewart, Grace Kelly, and Raymond Burr all in one movie! This was one of the best movies ever made in film history. "Rear Window" was added to the National Film Registry in 1997 and received four academy award nominations. James (Jimmy) Stewart was in a total four Hitchcock movies, all great ones. Grace Kelly appeared in three, also, all great ones. Stewart, playing L.B. Jefferies, is confined to a wheelchair in his Greenwich Village apartment after breaking his leg while photographing a race. He begins the hobby of spying on his neighbors to pass the time using binoculars. His rear window looks out into other apartments. He follows his neighbors such as the dancer, a lonely woman, married couples, a musician, a sculptor, and a jewelry salesman (Burr) and his wife. When Hitchcock is good, he’s great.

Quote: "Television has brought back murder into the home – where it belongs." – Alfred Hitchcock

 

The Bad: (Tie)

"Mr. and Mrs. Smith" (1941)

Wow! Divorced people who keep running in to each other in different and inopportune times? Thank god Hitchcock didn’t make any more of these comedies. Ann Smith asks her husband David if he had to do it again, would he marry her. He said "Nope". She learns they weren’t legally married anyway…things don’t go as planned and she gets angry when he doesn’t ask her to marry him again. There is a cool scene when Ann and a friend, Jeff, are at the World’s Fair and get stuck in the rain on a ride. Bad movie.

Alfred Hitchcock and Topaz

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The Bad: (Tie)

"Topaz" (1969)

Released on December 19, 1969, I doubt people were running to the theaters for an early Christmas present to see this movie. Soviets and Cuba and France and Harlem. Wait…Harlem? Yep, Rico Parra stays at the Hotel Theresa in Harlem and watches "Soul Train". Not really, he’s there to show solidarity to the African American community, well, the black community in those days. The best part of the movie happens at thirty three minutes when Alfred Hitchcock himself is seen at the airport, in a wheelchair. He greets a man, stands, and walks away with him.

Quote: "Give them pleasure. The same pleasure they have when they wake up from a nightmare." – Alfred Hitchcock

The Ugly:

"The Birds" (1963)

Alfred Hitchcock and The Birds

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I know. I know. Great movie, one of his best…blah…blah…Hey! Killer birds attacking people sounds like a crappy "B-Movie" showing late at night. It’s famous because of Alfred Hitchcock, that’s the truth. If it were anyone else, it would have been criticized. If schlock director Lloyd Kaufman did this movie it would bomb. The most memorable scene is when the birds land on the playground.

Hitchcock Quote: "Blondes make the best victims. They’re like virgin snow that shows up the bloody footprints." – Alfred Hitchcock

25 Movies with Obvious Anachronisms

Posted: 17 Apr 2013 09:53 PM PDT

One of the big problems with making movies is that you pour your heart and soul in making a compelling film which will be your legacy to the world and some internet geek comes along and points out that your characters are wearing watches while battling with dinosaurs or eating pizza in the ice age. Never mind, here are 25 movies with obvious anachronisms to look out for.

Back to the Future and Movies with Anachronisms

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Back to the Future

I always thought that writing the script for this film must have been a nightmare and it is certainly full of errors. One clear anachronism is that Marty McFly plays a Gibson guitar which didn't exist yet (no, he didn't take it back with him).

The Doors

Val Kilmer might be pretending that he is Jim Morrison in 1971 but the billboard for Another 48 Hours (1991) gives the game away.

Titanic

The further back in time you go the more difficult it is to avoid anachronisms, as Titanic proves with a few classics. Among those, Jack talk about fishing on man made Lake Wissota 5 years before it was created.

Captain America, Movies with Anachronisms

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Almost Famous

The film was set in 2973 but the Deep Purple song Burn playing in the background is from the following year.

Super 8

They had Rubik's Cubes in 1979? No, they did not.

Captain America: The First Avenger

Are those vintage 1943 closed circuit TV cameras we can see?

Forrest Gump

There's a letter from Apple Company dated 1975 but Apple didn't send anyone letters until it was incorporated in 1977.

Braveheart

There are a few reasons for putting this on our list of 25 movies with anachronisms but perhaps the most striking one is that kilts weren't yet in use in Scotland at that time.

Raiders of the Lost Ark

When Indy flies we see how countries were named at the time the movie was shot, not the period he was meant to be in. Siam anyone?

The Godfather

A group of long haired hippies famously slouch around in the background at one point.

Canadian Flag, The Untouchables and Movies with AnachronismsThe Untouchables

Do you know that bit where the Canadian flag is in the background? Well, the maple leaf wasn't the official symbol until 35 years after time the film was set in.

The Green Mile

People get killed in the electric chair in Louisiana in 1935 during this movie. The electric chair was only used here from 1940 onwards.

Boeing 747, Goodfellas and Movies with AnachronismsGoodfellas

A Boeing 747 appears in the film 6 years before they existed.

The Hurt Locker

Talking about YouTube in 2004?

Kate and Leopold

The opera La Boheme was released in 1896 but the characters talk about it in 1876.

Born on the 4th of July

The film is set in 1969 but the 1971 song American Pie is heard in a scene.

Ms. Pacman Machine, Man on the Moon and Movies with Anachronisms

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Man on the Moon

Fans of vintage arcade games will know that the Ms Pacman machine come out some 5 years after being shown here.

Apollo 13

Another music anachronism here, as Let it Be by The Beatles was released months after Jim Lovell's daughter was seen holding a copy of it in the movie.

The Ten Commandments

This biblical movie supposedly has at least one modern wrist watch visible in it.

Quadrophenia

Someone is seen wearing a Motorhead shirt in 1964 when the band didn't even exist then.

Gladiator and Movies with Anachronisms

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Gladiator

Among several errors we can see a padlock on a door. These devices were only first made in the 19th century.

No Country for Old Men

Several modern restaurant and business signs can be seen in an age in which they didn't exist.

Cleopatra

Apparently a plane flies over the skies of Ancient Egypt during this film.

Boogie Nights

A modern Rent-A-Center sign is seen in the background.

Lincoln

The last of our 25 movies has received a lot of publicity due to the anachronisms in it, especially with more modern words and phrases like "absolutely guaranteed" and "racial equality" being used.

 

 

 

 

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