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Professional Bridesmaid Will Happily Help You On Your Big Day, for a Fee

Posted: 23 Jul 2014 04:07 AM PDT

When 26-year-old New Yorker Jen Glantz got to be the bridesmaid at four of her closest friends' weddings this year, she realized that she had a real flair for the job. Her story is incredibly similar to Katherine Heigl’s character in the movie 27 Dresses, where she's always the bridesmaid but never the bride. But Jen has decided to make the most of her situation by turning pro – she posted an ad on Craigslist offering her services to brides all over the world. She's even written a book about her experiences as a professional bridesmaid called All My Friends are Engaged.

"This year alone, I've been a bridesmaid four times," she wrote in the ad. "That's four different chiffon dresses, four different hen parties filled with tequila shots and guys in thongs twerking way too close to my face; four different pre-wedding pep talks to the bride about how this is the happiest day of her life and marriage, probably, is just like riding a bike: a little shaky at first but then she'll get the hang of it. So let me be there for you if you don't have any other girlfriends."

The ad also mentions the bridesmaid stuff that Jen is exceptionally good at: "Holding up the 18 layers of your dress so that you can pee with ease on your wedding day," "Catching the bouquet and then following that moment up with my best Miss America-like 'Omg, I can't believe this,' speech," ”Doing the electric and the cha cha slide,” and "Responding in a timely manner to pre-wedding email chains created by other bridesmaids and the Maid of Honor.”

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Mystery of Turkish Siblings Who Can Only Move on All Fours Leaves Scientists Baffled

Posted: 23 Jul 2014 02:03 AM PDT

Walking on all fours might be fun for some, but for the members of one Turkish family, it's the only way to move around. Five siblings of the 19-member Ulas family, from Hatay Province, suffer from a rare disability – they lack the balance and stability required to stand up straight, forcing them to move on all four limbs. The family was discovered in 2005 – 14 of them appeared to be completely normal, while five suffered a quadrupedal gait. Scientists have been baffled by the condition ever since.

The Ulas siblings were featured in a BBC documentary film, The Family That Walks On All Fours, in 2006. The film revealed that of the five siblings, two sisters and a brother have only walked on all fours since birth. Another brother and sister sometimes manage to walk upright. "It's amazing as an example of a strange, strange aberration of human development," said Professor Nicholas Humphrey, who visited the family twice during the documentary. "But their interest is how they can live in the modern world."

Living in the modern world with a quadrupedal gait is no easy task. The siblings are often ridiculed for their disorder, and the family tries their best to protect them. The sisters remain indoors most of the time, spending their time crocheting. One of the brothers, on the other hand, is more adventurous – he travels to the local village and interacts with other people.

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9-Year-Old Boy Marries Woman 53 Years His Senior, for the Second Time

Posted: 23 Jul 2014 12:47 AM PDT

Nine-year-old Saneie Masilela has managed to accomplish something that probably no other kid his age has ever done – he's been married twice! And as if that wasn't shocking enough, his bride is old enough to be his grandmother.

Saneie has married 62-year-old Helen Shabangu twice in the span of one year. The second wedding ceremony was recently held at the bride's home in Ximhungwe, in Mpumalanga Province, South Africa. As the highly unusual couple exchanged vows for the second time, 100 wide-eyed guests watched on in utter bewilderment.

Saneie, the youngest of four children, belongs to the nearby town of Tshwane. His first wedding to Helen took place last year at his parents' home, after he claimed that his dead ancestors had ordered him to marry her. While most parents would brush away such claims from a little boy, Saneie's parents actually took him seriously. They hurriedly contacted the bride, paid her $800 as dowry and spent over $1,500 on the arrangements.

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